n the period
of a month, a trio of American icons stepped off
this mortal coil. Ronald
Reagan left us in the early days of June. He was
quickly followed by the passing of the practically
indefinable musical genius, Ray Charles. The first
breath of July saw the last breath of the irreplaceable
Marlon Brando, who we didn’t even know was sick. This succession
of losses serves as the only explanation as to why
flags flew at half staff for so damn long. With Reagan’s
death, President Bush apparently declared a trimester
of national morning. Half the car dealerships and
banks in town still mourn for the passing of “Pruneface,” as
the former and deceased Mayor of Detroit, Coleman
Young, described the ex-president.
Now, only personal introspection can truly weigh
the impact of each death. With that in mind, let
us reflect on the words from the mouths and the admirers
of our dead American greats.
“The voice of a lifetime,” Aretha Franklin
said of Ray Charles.
“Ronald Reagan was the greatest president
of the twentieth century.”—Rush Limbaugh
“I came out here with one suit and everybody
said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon
Brando came out with only a sweatshirt and the town
drooled over him. That shows how much Hollywood has
progressed.”—Humphrey Bogart
“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that
I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.” Marlon
Brando
“Affluence separates people. Poverty knits ‘em
together. You got some sugar and I don't; I borrow
some of yours. Next month you might not have any
flour; well, I'll give you some of mine.”—Ray
Charles
“Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation
for freeloaders.”—Ronald Reagan
“My music had roots which I'd dug up from
my own childhood, musical roots buried in the darkest
soil.”—Ray Charles
“To grasp the full significance of life is
the actor's duty, to interpret it is his problem,
and to express it his dedication.”—Marlon
Brando
“The United Sates has much to offer the third
world war.”—Ronald Reagan
“I never considered myself part of rock ‘n’ roll.
My stuff was more adult. It was more difficult for
teenagers to relate to; my stuff was filled with
more despair than anything you’d associate
with rock ‘n’ roll.” Ray Charles
“An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking
about him, ain't listening.”—Marlon
Brando
“Facts are stupid things.”—Ronald
Reagan
“I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.”—Bette
Davis
“All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.”—Dave
Barry
“I believe that Ronald Reagan
will someday make this country what it once was;
an arctic wilderness.”—Steve Martin
“If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them
all.”—Ronald Reagan
“Love is a special word, and I use it only
when I mean it. You say the word too much and it
becomes cheap.”—Ray Charles
“The power and influence of a movie star is
curious: I didn't ask for it or take it; people gave
it to me. Simply because you're a movie star, people
empower you with special rights and privileges.”—Marlon
Brando
“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to
tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws
Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes.”—Ronald
Reagan
In summation, the greatest impact that these three
souls had on us begs personal subjectivity. Keep
in mind that Charles gets extra affirmative action
points for his initial poverty, his disability and
for the color of his skin. I’m sure Reaganites
will be down with this since they stake a claim on “forward
thinking” men. Reagan eradicated
the plague of welfare mothers in fur coats, pulling
up to the free cheese line in a Cadillac loaded
with seven kids. His efforts saw that boys like Charles
would never again watch a baby brother drown in a
wash tub only to be stricken blind in short order.
He made it clear that the self-deprecating humility
of talents such as Brando was truly un-American.
They were all contemporaries and all tried their
hand at entertaining the masses. Charles assimilated
many musical styles into a style of song that will
likely never be replicated. Brando introduced the ‘50s
status quo into the strange world of lust, rebellion
and unhindered emotional expression. His eccentric
march through life left in its wake a string of genius
performances. Reagan’s movie career petered
out and he started barking ideology for General Motors.
But still, you made him president.
Let us salute the greatest showman of the past century:
Ronald Reagan.
craig@red-mag.com